Hyperactive Wiping Disorder 

A syndrome spawned by the Coronavirus causing consumers to overbuy toilet paper which has caused them to over-engage in wiping their rear ends.

Each and every member of my family has, one by one, begun to manifest the compulsive and frightening symptoms of Hyperactive Wiping Disorder.

Hyperactive Wiping Disorder by Dr Bunnygirl May 3, 2020

winding me up 

pranking me; kidding me; fucking with me; bullshitting me.

I don't believe you made this apple pie even though you keep saying you did! I think you're winding me up! LOL

winding me up by talk2me-JCH2 August 1, 2021

wining 

A sexy Caribbean dance performed by women. Much better than twerking.

Rihanna was wining to T pain for Usain Bolt

wining by jufrang November 22, 2013

Wiping Noses 

To rob a drug dealer, plug, or trap house.

"Don't be posting money, guns and drugs on social media, we wiping noses out here."

Wiping Noses by NovaStellaSolaris July 18, 2019

knob and tube wiring 

knob and tube wiring is an electrical wiring system with 2 wires spaced atleast 1 foot a part from etchother with ceramic knob and tube insulators knob and tube wiring was used in houses and buildings in the early days of electricity before sheaved cable was invented and is still in use in a lot of older buildings

my cousins old house has knob and tube wiring still in use and working after over a century wow

knob and tube wiring by littlejimmie March 7, 2019

Wilding

Wilding: Uptown New York term for when someone (Male or female) doing something so crazy, obscene or outright ridiculous.

Yo deadass that dude right there is wilding, real talk fam.

Yo real talk that dude is wilding for respect, who's man's is that!!?

Wilding by King Listo November 13, 2019

Wading through her swamp 

A euphemism for engaging in sexual escapades with a female of dubious moral character. Just as with a real life swamp, if you don't wear some form of protection, there's no telling what sort of diseases you might catch.

Leliana: "She was...you are...you're giving her...I mean, you're wading through her swamp!"

Warden: "Are you jealous? I could wade through yours if you'd like"

Wading through her swamp by Koban December 28, 2009