Whoops

When you accidentally drop your dildo on the way to the shower.

Me : *walks to shower*
Me : *drops dildo*
Me: *bows down to pick it up*
random black guy : *puts dick in butt*
Me : *whoops*

Whoops by Dickwap December 6, 2018

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Whoops

1: A signal used when someone is pissed to the point of not caring anymore. Usually means you broke 'em bro. Often a sarcastic reply to excessive amounts of complaining. More specifically a sarcastic reply to some dumbass getting upset if you make a "mistake".

2: said when a genuine mistake is made.

3: said when a mistake was made on purpose.

1: idiot: I hate math
Me: oof
Idiot: I hate ice cream
Me: damn
Idiot: I'm booooored
Me: sorry?
Idiot: you're no fun
Me: whoops.

2: me *knocks over Coke and spills on friend accidentally* whoops!

3: me: *knocks Coke over and spills on crush so I have an excuse to fluster and grab some napkins for him, opening up possible conversation- even tho I'm too awkward to actually do that but whatever idfc* whoops.

Whoops by Yeeting Hecks May 19, 2020