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White People Problems 

A general term used to describe the piss poor priorities of upper/middle class citizens in developed countries, as they complain more about ridiculous over exaggerated bullshit (like marriage, where to eat, how to eat, getting their clothes messy) than actually trying to solve any of the real issues in the world like debt, starvation, corrupt governments, equality, diseases, poverty, etc.
Examples of White People Problems vs actual issues:
Average American Citizen:
"OMFG I Got grass stains on my white shoes! These are unwearable! I can't walk out in public like this!"

(He then throws the shoes away)
Homeless person who does not have shoes :"What the fuck are you bitching about"

White people issues in the royal family:
Prince: "Bloody mary, I need to find a woman, if I do not then the entire government will fall" (he then finds one and broadcasts the shit to the media)
Refugee Who escaped from a corrupt middle-eastern regime: "What the fuck are you bitching about?"

Another example is the Trump campaign.
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White man problems 

Jimmy showed me his dick yesterday, he definitely has white man problems!

Pretty White Kids with Problems 

Also known as PWKWP. Originally a MadTV parody of those annoying and redundant WB (CW) teen dramas. It has become a way to describe shows that center around either the Popular kid or the Underdog, has little to no diversity in it's cast, and has predictable dialog.
Aaron: Hey Jacob, did you watch the new {Quarterlife, One Tree Hill, Gossip Girl, Smallville, Friday Night Lights, The Hills, Laguna Beach, etc.}?
Jacob: Naw man, that show's too "Pretty White Kids with Problems" for my taste.

White Boys With Health Problems 

W.B.W.H.P. is a gang operating in the pacific north west that was started by a man who had numerous life threatening ailments due to his parents who had poisoned and neglected him. He has been described as a transvestite from the 1980's. He had originally become a white nationalist after seeing a picture of a white man whos genitals were mutilated by a Mexican drug cartel. Word on the street is that he will put an end to all anti white groups. Stay tuned...
Dam shun dat muddaphuckin White Boys With Health Problems aint no joke. Dey be on tha rize yo.

White kid problem

A problem that only wealthy (typically white) kids have. These problems tend to be trivial and annoying, as opposed to real problems, which can be life threatening (i.e. "I have no food."). Can be abbreviated to WKP, for easy use.
White kid: I have no place to smoke my weed.
Other kid: White kid problem.

White kid: My dad's mega-yacht isn't big enough!
Other kid: WKP

white people problem 

When you have a flat tire in your BMW. Or when your dry cleaning is over-starched. Or when your fag drink at Starbucks isn't non-fat and you get upset.
I just got offered a promotion that will double my salary, but I'll have to move and postpone closing on my new house. Uggghhh such a white people problem.
white people problem by T Macalicious September 19, 2012