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White Collar Kayfabe 

In a business environment, everyone plays their roles as designed and expected.

The natural hierarchy is rarely rocked, due to the fear of sticking out, seeming petty, and of being blackballed.

Vendors over laugh at jokes to secure contracts, CEOs compliment staff in public because they once read something that says to compliment people in public, and nervous account executives overemphasize their local weather to open up zoom calls.

Essentially, everyone does and acts as predicted and as they are supposed to.

Kayfabe is rarely broken.
Yurk: Hey, how is that RFP you are working on, I know it has been taking up alot of your time.

Rick: It has. I feel like breaking White Collar Kayfabe and just telling the prospect how smart they would look to their bosses by going with us, and how their history of stealing ideas from RFPs and labelling them as their own is why other companies don't want to work with them, but I can't. I have to play *THE GAME*.

Yurk: Ya, you definitely CAN'T break White Collar Kayfabe, you would get blackballed in your industry.
White Collar Kayfabe by Mike109999 February 21, 2022
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White Collar Crime 

When Cowardly rich bastards screw hard working people out of their entiire livelihood just to stay ahead.
White Collar Crime by v1cious April 8, 2004

WHITE COLLAR STREET LIT 

A new genre of street literature that focuses on fraud in urban and mainstream america introduced by DARREN KEYS the KING OF FRAUD LIT. A favorite of Jay-Z and Beyonce
Author Darren Keys explodes onto the lit circuit introducing a new genre WHITE COLLAR STREET LIT with his new seven-part series FRAUD CHRONICLES Part 1: WHITE POWDER TO WHITE COLLAR

White Collar Crime 

A non violent criminal, such as conmen, forgers, racketeers, scammers and gentlemen thieves.
Neal was an expert forger, and had talked people out of millions of dollars over the years. He hated violence though and so strictly only performed white collar crime

white collar hobo 

Someone who relies on friends for food and shelter, often staying somewhere for a couple of days then moving on. A hobo with friends.
I know, I bought him three meals this week and he's still sleeping on my floor! White collar hobo.
white collar hobo by trey November 27, 2003

White Collar Baller

Name provided for 20-something, upper middle class, young professional or graduate student who also "balls". This is different from someone who is "preppy" or a "young trendy professional" or "hipster" in that his or her appreciation for hip hop culture contributes to his or her overall personality, behavioral traits, and personal associations. There has been a rise in "White collar ballers" in recent years, as many students in the "fraternity culture" have drifted from the "good ol boy" and "country music" loving ways of the past, to a greater appreciation not only for hip hop, but its culture, and contribution to the American Zeitgeist.
1. "I can't believe Senator John Cornyn's son showed up to a tailgate wearing a Hakeem Olajuwon throwback jersey"

"Dude, that's how he rolls. He's a White Collar Baller".

2. "I played golf with Jason and Paul yesterday. After talking about the stock market, politics, and wine, we debated who provided more in-depth sociopolitical observations, Tupac, Nas, or Dead Prez"

"You guys are white collar ballers"

3. "Professor Stengel, while I understand your admiration for the works of Yeats, Longfellow, and Wordsworth, I would have to argue that the greatest poets are Bob Dylan and Weezy".

White-Collar Slave 

A college-educated twenty-something that has an unpaid internship and is working for free. They are usually supported financially by their parents and believe that their current sacrifices will lead to a paying job in the future, but they will not. Usually these jobs consist of going on coffee runs, making facebook and twitter posts, and accomplishing nothing over a 10-hour workday. Unpaid female interns are often an easy form of sexual release for their male superiors, especially in political campaigns.
"Did you hear Jenna got an internship at the capitol? I'm so proud of her."

"It's an unpaid internship. Don't be proud of her. She is a white-collar slave. She's also probably banging the congressman too."