weekend warrior 

a term commonly used by douchebags to describe people with jobs during the week, who enjoy life only on the weekends.

Hey want to hit up a bar tonight?
Nah i can't i have work tomorrow.
oh ok weekend warrior

weekend warrior by anonymous100000 October 4, 2013

Weekend Warrior 

When one leaves a massive greasy shit in an office or Government Mandated facility on a Friday evening for other office personnel to find on Monday morning.

Holy smokes batman! Someone left a nasty weekend warrior in here and Bossman found it, Hes on a rampage to fire someone over it.

Weekend Warrior by WootALoot July 14, 2012

weekend warrior 

A weekend warrior is a person who does mild workouts during the week but enjoys intense challenges and strenuous workouts, or competing and endurance testing in a variety of events on the weekend.

Sorry, man, no time to party this month. I'm in weekend warrior mode. Next week I'm in a 10k run and the week after I'm having a 1-2 hour mountain bike ride with buddies.

weekend warrior by Rear Admiral Poopsocks April 19, 2006

Weekend Warrior 

1.) A clueless meathead type of guy (usually a bro) that goes to the gym only on friday and saturday night before hitting the club, so that he can get a temporary muscle swell to show off for stupid girls. Muscles swell after a workout of heavy weightlifting, so they are posing as muscular when all they are is a bunch of wussies trying to show off imaginary size.

Dumb white guy 1: "Yo bro, lets hit up the gym before we get to that bar, I wanna look big as shit for them ho's"

Dumb white guy 2: "Shit yah brah, lets get that swell on, f*ck exercisin' man, lets just get swell so we can look buff for some bitches"

Spectator: "what a bunch of weekend warrior douchebags"

Weekend Warrior by LeeLaBadass July 6, 2011

Weekend Warrior 

Irish Army reservist, who is a student/worker/unemployed person during the week, but spends their weekends carrying rifles and MGs through the wilds of Ireland, with nothing to kill but time...

John: "Where's Stewie?"
Luke: "He's a weekend warrior, off fighting the good fight for freedom... twat!

Weekend Warrior by durka-durka-durkumf October 24, 2006

Weekend Warrior 

A snowboarder/skier who wakes up early on the weekend, rides the hill for a full day, and goes home late. Usually sleeping in his/her car to save time and money. And does the same the next day.

Person 1: Are you going to the hill this weekend?
Person 2: You know it, I'm a weekend warrior.

Weekend Warrior by Shawn Daddy August 10, 2009

weekend warrior 

Teen or young adult who lives a normal life during the week, but goes out on the weekend and rides quads, shoots potato guns, real guns, hangs out in pickup trucks, and otherwise lives it up like a hick on the weekend.

Johnny might seem like a civilized guy most of the time, but he's also a real weekend warrior.

weekend warrior by bandaid man January 16, 2005