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Weed cough 

The cough of a stoner who is obviously fond of smoking weed. Relatively normal during pot sessions, the cough seems to be peculiar among common people (and the rest of the people who are aware of weed smoking) who hear it on a regular basis while finding it as distinct to normal coughing, hence the existence of this word.
Man: This dirty ass smoker has some nasty weed cough that you can hear during the entire cat video. Disgusting shit.
Weed cough by babytalks August 21, 2016
The alternate name for a marijuana dispensary
I'm bout to head to the weedery. Need anything?
weedery by Mrs. Drea December 4, 2017
A funny plant that makes you stare at a wall for 10 minutes until you realize that’s not the tv.
Weed exists
Weed by Lluma July 26, 2021

Weed Montage 

What stoners watch when they run out of marijuana and or do not have enough money to purchase more.
I ran out of marijuana so I watched weed montage to make me crave it more.
Weed Montage by weigss30 February 4, 2009
Funny user name for mobile game. Used first by the lesbian furry named Cyropynical and became famous ever since. Also keemstar is a fucking cunt.
Let me choose my fornite mobile user name as weed nose haha very funny
weed nose by DigBickLord69 June 10, 2020

Weed Eater 

Weed Eater is the punchline to the concept that humor will be “randomly generated”. It originally came from an episode of VeggieTales but more specifically a viral post of someone putting in the clip of the prediction under the title of, “VeggieTales predicts modern humor”.

Since then, to abstract memes (e.g Wide Putin) that don’t have a clear punchline, the response can often be Weed Eater, referring to the famous line said in the episode.
Person 1: *Posts weird meme*
Person 2: W E E D E A T E R
Person 3: Weed Eater