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A combination of 'to work' and 'to warp': to 'wark' the news. To manipulate the evidence so that it suits your agenda AND so that you seem to be the person with the greatest foresight and insight into it. Inspired by the BBC Newsnight presenter Kirsty Wark currently in centre of controversy over her documentary about the Alex Salmond trial.
The reporter warked the news coming from Berlin so that it suited an English stereotype of an authoritarian German.

The reporter warked the witness's comments so that the events seemed more shocking than they were.

The reporter warked the evidence to omit key points and in so doing favour one perspective.
wark by Dr John the Night-tripper August 20, 2020
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A synonym for weird, strange, unsettling
Man that yogurt was wark

wark the chocobo 

One of the many slang terms for male masturbation.
Jimmy had to wark the chocobo while watching a hot porn movie to relieve himself from the hot girls in it.
wark the chocobo by JoeMK October 26, 2005
An extremely good looking, ripped male who excels in all sports known to man. Matt Wark is extremely muscular. He is the founder of the bodybuilding association known as "Swoll Patrol".
Girls are naturally drawn to his huge muscles and stunning good looks. People Matt Wark is often confused with: Michael Jordan, Usain Bolt, A-Rod, Kelly Slater, Danny Way and Chuck Norris. Matt Wark is usually reffered to as a "Sexy Beast".
Guy 1: Did you see Matt Wark just dunk from half court?
Guy 2: No he was moving to fast it was just a blurr.
Girl 1: Hes so muscular! I want his bod!
Matt Wark by mrfrikinawesome August 3, 2011

Jye Wark 

“we’re going home boys” This cutey misses og fortnite a lot and wants to go back home with the boys. He is known for being a sigma and wil and i repeat will rizz you up
Ayo that’s Jye Wark, often comparible to baby gronk. this guy will for sure put a baby in me
Jye Wark by PROGITHY July 1, 2024
jimmy- “bro i tapped that”
john- “warkoooo”
warko by maheyj May 22, 2019