willy’s wank 

A man named Willy had the largest black hairy penis ever. Btw he is a white man

Dude did you see willy’s Wank yesterday

willy’s wank by Theloveofmanywords May 15, 2018

Submariner's Wank 

Wanking after lying on your hand until it's numb so that it feels like someone else is doing it.

Wow. I sure made that submariner's wank better by painting my fingernails first!

Submariner's Wank by MuffSubmarine September 1, 2009

Bollocky Wank Shite 

The flavor of artichoke and beet root soup.

I want fish and chips! This soup tastes like bollocky wank shite!

Bollocky Wank Shite by Slugger11 March 14, 2011

Wank Seance 

The eerie feeling you get while masturbating that all your dead relatives are looking down on you in disgust.

I started jerking off to this porno but then I had a wank seance and suddenly lost the urge.

Wank Seance by Eminem October 14, 2003

wank shelter 

A safe haven which could be limited to a closet, toilet, single room or a complete house were a male organism is able to produce semen by hand without being disturbed.

Kim: Have you seen Dennis?

Johan: I haven't seen him in ages
Olaf: Dennis has locked himself in his wank shelter.

wank shelter by Dennissayshi November 18, 2016

wank sock 

sock used to masturbate with to avoid having a mess to clean-up after ejaculation

I used a wank sock everytime I masturbate so I don't have to worry about semen going anywhere else but inside the sock which saves me time that I use to spend cleaning semen off my keyboard, mouse, floor, etc...

wank sock by Rick Hilton January 13, 2009

wank slacks 

A pair of trousers (usually an old pair of jogging bottoms with an elastic waistband) in which a male can comfortably masturbate whilst wearing, thus creating warmth on a cold night without the need for a duvet or blanket.

Called fap slacks across the Atlantic.

"I see mikes got his wank slacks on, guess we know what he'll be doing later!"

wank slacks by 240490 September 21, 2012