To Veitch

verb

1) To beat, maim or otherwise fuck up one's partner, friend or previously supposed loved one - usually involving several kicks to the spine.

2) To lose one's job at TVNZ

To Veitch: You don't shut up, I'll Veitch the crap out of you.

Man, I tried apologising on national television, but I got Veitched anyway.

To Veitch by aftm March 24, 2010

The Veitch method 

Deprived from ancient Scotland the Veitch method is the well known act of completing a task in the best way possible. Carried through traditions "The Veitch Method" is widely regarded amongst those who wish to complete tasks not only efficiently but the best way.

I am going to build a deck, and I will be using "The Veitch method" for deck construction (The best way.)

The Veitch method by Ethan.M July 20, 2022

Vitch Tits

(noun) An alternative name for Lance Stroll (currently a Formula One driver for Aston Martin) made by RocketPoweredMohawk, a Formula One satirist.

"Stroll 23, 24, 25"
"Don't you mean Vitch Tits? He's only part of La Mision!"

Vitch Tits by Gerald725DoubleBarrel March 13, 2023

Veatch 

Verb: To not just go through someone's stuff, but to go through someone's stuff, sort it, and clean it up.

-Dude, You just totally got Veatched.
-Cindy, Stop Veatching me there, It hurts.

Veatch by Chris_K. April 30, 2009

Vetchnard 

A carrot used for the purpose of sexual stimulation, often in place of a dildo.

Grandma keeps the carrots in the refridgerator and the vetchnards in the freezer.

Vetchnard by Giant Enemy April 26, 2010

Vitch Twitch 

A tingle of the vagina when someone you gives you affection

Jeez baby you just gave me a Vitch Twitch

Vitch Twitch by Professor Callie January 23, 2020

Veitching 

The act of beating someone until they are hospitalized and require treatment for a broken back.

Paul is such a dick.... he is in for some serious Veitching tonight.

Veitching by big_daddy_g1 August 18, 2008