virginia vaccuum 

The act of sucking a steaming hot turd out of your partner's sweet asshole.

I can't believe I gave sally a Virginia vaccuum yesterday! My mouth still tastes disgusting!

virginia vaccuum by EthanScheiber November 20, 2016

virginia vaccuum 

The act of sucking a fart out of your partner's asshole and then yelling "Nothing is too hard for a Dyson!"

I can't believe Jahova did a Virginia Vaccuum to me last night.

virginia vaccuum by pugsrule222 November 20, 2016

i wanna vaccuum 

if you say it silently, it looks like you're saying "i wanna fuck you"

Person 1 (silently): I wanna vaccuum.
Person 2: Whaaaaaattt??????

i wanna vaccuum by chocolategrape March 11, 2008

vagina vaccuum 

Using a vaccuum cleaner as a last ditch effort to not pay child support when your girl doesn't take plan b and you don't have any coat hangers around.

We broke as fuck. I can't pay for child support, so I used the vagina vaccuum.

vagina vaccuum by DiddleMeDave October 12, 2017

Penis Vaccuum 

Having anal sex WITH A GIRL is like sticking your penis in a penis vaccuum.

"Dude, did you bang that chick in the penis vaccuum or what?"

Penis Vaccuum by S R Good March 8, 2009

Dyson ball vaccuum 

A vigorous blow job that results in bruising.

Andrew was walking funny after he got a Dyson ball vaccuum from a guy he met online.

Dyson ball vaccuum by addisteaj May 3, 2017

gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000 

after receiving the gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000 u won’t be able to walk for days and your soul leaves your body for 3 hours to go get some rest. your technically dead after getting this

1:”dude this chick gave me da gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000!”
2: “woah, bro that’s sick”
1: * aggressively humps 2*
2: *dies*

gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000 by BootyEater88 November 18, 2020