Random Youtuber: “This 20-year-old man unalived himself because his father bit the dust. He’s in a better place now.”
Viewer: “
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
JUST SAY THAT HE KILLED HIMSELF BECAUSE HIS FATHER DIED!!”
Random Youtuber: “Shortly after the incident, his mother promptly decided that her time was up, and used a fast-travelling small round object shot out of a metal 90° angled intersecting line to unalive herself too.”
Viewer: *clicks on
Urban Dictionary to see if the people there agree that “Unalive” is stupid*