twittness

Unknowingly tweeting an eyewitness account that turns out to be historic, important, or newsworthy.

Inadvertantly live blogging an important event.

Accidental twittness Sohaib Athar, an IT consultant in Abbottabad, broadcast details of the events from the neighborhood near the attack on Osama bin Laden's compound, without being aware of their significance: "Uh oh, now I'm the guy who liveblogged the Osama raid without knowing it."

twittness by monk e. May 25, 2011

twinness 

the "special" bond between twins, redheaded twins especially

i can't believe they actually made a movie about the "power" of "twinness."

twinness by azrael grimm October 21, 2010

titness 

Catching a glimpse of sideboob, nipplerection during the winter, or any similar condition.

"Did you see those knockers?" "Yeah, I'll bear titness to that!"

titness by Tymme January 30, 2008

twatness 

1) Term of endearment associated with those you love to hate.

2) noun
Used in context within a heirarchical notion - a twat at the peak of his twatting career.

3) noun - disease
Able to be spread by physical contact (eg. rubbing up against someone accidentally) but not by sexual intercourse - thus allowing intercourse to take place naturally without hinderance or need for protection.

1)Derk: Why does he have to be such a twat all of the time dood...?

Jo: what you have to remember is that his royal twatness cannot stop himself from shaving his scrotum with his teeth...

2) That guy is radiating twatness....

3) Dont let his twatness rub off on you

twatness by kegmar November 3, 2008