twipsy 

The occasion when a very drunk person tries to convince everyone that he's perfectly fine. He wobbles around, person to person, explaining to each one that he is "definitely more than tipsy," but he is "NOT wasted." He's "twipsy!" He is so drunk that he somehow thinks that, by combining the word tipsy with ONLY the 'w' from "wasted," people will realize that he is most definitely not even close to being wasted. In reality, he's hammered enough to come up with a word as absurd as "twipsy," with a whole logical explanation to the word in his head, which makes perfect sense to him.

Dick: "Yo dudeeeeee! I am soooo tipsy right now, but I'm DEFINITELY not even close to being wasted! I'm..I'm..TWIPSY!!!!!"
Steve: "Dickey, go home, you're hammered."
Dick: "NO I'M NOT, I'M TWIPSY!"

Friend 1: "Yo man, how drunk are you?"
Friend 2: "I'm so twipsy. I shouldn't have had that last drink."
Friend 1: "Shit dude, I'm sorry. I should have stopped you."
Friend 2: "It's all good man! I'm loving it!"

twipsy by twips4lyfe October 28, 2013

Twipples 

After giving someone a titty twister or purple nurple, the nipple on the receiver tends to stay in a "twisted" position, not forming back to the erect nipple that it was before the titty was twisted.

Thus, Twipples are twisted titties that stay in a twisted position for an undisclosed amount of time before returning back to their original state.

Brian: Hey Pun, I have a question for you.

Pun: Whats that?

Brian: How does it feel when I give you a "TITTY TWISTER!?!?!" (Grabs Puns nipples and pulls so hard that they bleed)

Pun: OWWWWWWWWWWW YOU SON OF A BITCH!

Brian: Oh my god dude, look at your tits!

Pun: Holy hell, they are still twisted. They look like ice-cream cones.

Brian: HAHAHA, you have Twipples!!!!

Twipples by Yes, Its Brian February 12, 2008

Twipstep 

Practically this Roblox user is the god of Friday night funkin' I kid you not

Person 1: wha- whos that and whys he so good?
Person 2: Oh that's just Twipstep

Twipstep by FluffyHairedGirl March 8, 2021

twipire 

an obsessed twilight fan
derived from similar words like and twilighter and fanpire

That guy is such a fuckin' twipire he's reading that shitty book Breaking Dawn for the millionth time!

twipire by Twipie4eva May 21, 2009

Twippin'

v. 1)"Baby talk" pronunciation of the word "Tripping" (deriving from "Trippy"). Commonly used in dramatically incorrect sentences, sometimes as if to sound cute or funny. Sometimes follwed up by the word "ballz," to express a higher severity of the "twippage"

1. Nigga, u is be twippin'.

2. Did you see that driving on salvia video I sent you? That dude; he be twippin' ballz!

Twippin' by Mudvayne925 June 29, 2009

TWIPPLE 

An affectionate, tender and delicate tweak/twist of the nipple, prompting arousal and possible erectitude.

I'd twipple those norks for a fiver

TWIPPLE by zebraboy777 September 9, 2010

twippie 

a tween with strong concern about the environmental issues, eco justice, direct action hippie ideals or green anarchism .

parents were amazed that there little twippie's were capable of organizing a protest when there school wanted to switch to disposable cutlery in the cafeteria .

twippie by electromagneticgroove May 24, 2010