sneezer-tweezer

a coolidiculous term for a person who sneezes very loudly, and somewhat too much, despite the fact that they have no known medical allergies.

my dad is a sneezer-tweezer; i like to make fun of him for that reason.

sneezer-tweezer by Uncle Dimma May 1, 2014

Tweezer Pleaser

V. The Act of pleasing your tiny penis with tweezers, since your fingers are too big.

N. Referring to someone who has a penis so small that they have to use tweezers to please themselves.

1) I caught Billy in his room having a Tweezer Pleaser!

2) Dude, you are such a Tweezer Pleaser!

Tweezer Pleaser by Heliolater July 6, 2010

Tweezee 

A powerful word. Has much inspiration from cartoons. Mixing acid, molly and coke. Also feels like jumping on a RAVE 150Bpm. Tweezers are kool-ish, nu, punk. Not every tweeze is what it was meant to be! A very BRAT but also transparent mood. Can be referred to any dizzle, brazzle and shizzle. Truly emotional behaviour. 2020.

Barbara: 'Tweezee Drink Space for your bitch and friends~!'
John: 'OMFG, she TWEEZED this whole style!'
MAX: 'Tweeze out, MF! The girl is mine. #SCRASH'

Tweezee by SUPERCORE September 6, 2019

Penis Tweezers 

Implement neccesary to manipulate ones penis in the unfortunate circumstance of owning a mini penis, a very small phallus

Steveo speaking to Hendo
"Hendo may I borrow your penis tweezers I left mine at my boyfriends"
"Sure thing buddy I never leave home without them "

Penis Tweezers by mental patience October 9, 2008

tweezers 

Verb (Metaphor): When someone has a dick so small that his hands are too big to properly masturbate it. "Tweezers" refers to action of masturbating such a penis with tweezers.

Pat has claimed to have a penis that was 10 inches long but in reality it was 10 millimeters. No wonder he takes tweezers every time he showers.

tweezers by skyboy September 21, 2005

tweetered 

To really lay into someone on Twitter

This dude said the Earth is a sphere and so I tweetered the shit out of him

tweetered by SimulationsAllTheWayDown March 21, 2019

tweezer'd 

(Verb) The most disappointing of all handjobs. One performed merely with two fingers (thumb and pointer) commonly as a result of abnormally small penis size and gearth.

The young regginald was unaware of his incompetence as he continued to be tweezer'd.

tweezer'd by YungRegginald January 31, 2016