Twazzock bends 

A sort of morning after sickness involving headaches, dizziness, projectile vommiting/diarrhoea, and a cold-sore or two; usually experienced after a lot of drink, some bad take-away food, and messy sex, most likely of a casual nature. Particulary with a person you wouldn't necessarily want your mates to see.

"Shit, Bro, you should've stopped me drinking those last two jugs of Export. I went and got some chips and a pie and while I was waiting I copped-off with a real minger from Shannon. Went back to her flat and had a real good sesh, know what I mean, yeh? Have I got the 'twazzock bends' now!"

Twazzock bends by Arsing around in the arse factory December 22, 2007

twazzockwidget 

Twazzockwidget is a portmanteau word made by combining 3 separate words. Twazzock is said to be derived from combining twat in the sense of a general insult with wazzock, a word from the north of England which means a foolish or inept person.

Added to these is the word widget, a general-purpose term for any hypothetical object to give twazzockwidget.
A twazzockwidget is therefore a person, usually one in a position of authority, whose presence somehow causes the level of competency to be lowered in anyone they have dealings with.

"Who's in charge on your nightshift tomorrow?"
"Don't ask, it's that bloody Martine again!"
Oh dear! No matter how well prepared the place is or who else is working, there is always something that goes badly wrong when that twazzockwidget is in charge!"

twazzockwidget by Tumshie November 24, 2011

twazock 

idiotic, clumsy person; twat, idiot, klultz

you f-ing twazock

twazock by londoner June 11, 2004

Twazzok

Too be silly, stupid, strange.
A word used a lot in my school for a different word too Bellend.

Pronouced : Tw-az-uk

"I looked through my year 6 pictures yesterday, we all looked like right twazzok's"

Twazzok by Katehh February 8, 2008

Twazzcock 

A government minister incapable of saving people's lives during a pandemic.

An upgrade to the normal description of an incompetent politician: the twazzock.

Boris Johnson is the Prime Minister of Great Britain, and all members of his cabinet are twazzcocks too.

Twazzcock by Margins January 4, 2021