Trump’s R₀ 

Read as “Trump’s R naught or reproduction rate.” The average number of people superspreader Donald J. Trump would have infected due to his selfish, callous, and vainglorious attitude vis-à-vis the coronavirus, which could number in the dozens, as most of them had paid lip service to mask-wearing and social distancing when they were with him.

Guesstimate Trump’s R₀ and the R₀ of all those he infected. Could the total figure be in the hundreds thanks to a fake leader’s inept handling of the Covid-19 pandemic?

Trump’s R₀ by MathPlus October 3, 2020

Trump’s Witnesses 

Also known as the “Trump Old Party” (TOP). A far-right subgroup of the GOP, which may be likened to a political equivalent of Jehovah’s Witnesses. White nationalists who misuse Christianity to reach out to undecided or apathetic voters, by warning them to stay away from socialist or alt-left politicians who support abortion, same-sex marriages, illegal immigration, and multiculturalism.

Guesstimate how many ultra-MAGA patriots in red-pilled states who just hate being called “Trump’s Witnesses.”

Trump’s Witnesses by Fasters January 14, 2023

trump's trash 

An aging, racist, bitter, uneducated, unskilled peon, loser and "ham and egger" who voted for and supports Donald J. Trump

What group is that over there protesting ObamaCare?? The KKK? No, that's just Trump's Trash!

trump's trash by Darrell2001 July 31, 2017

Trump's Penis

A small white dot on Trump's groin. Needs microscope to see.

I can't see Trump's penis very well, I might need a 400X microscope to observe it.

Trump's Penis by Raging Consumer July 30, 2016

Trump's America 

The worst of all possible timelines. A cracked mirror version of America where unconstitutional policies become law and unapologetic racism becomes the norm. A waking nightmare no one can seem to wake up from.

Here. Here, let me demonstrate. Let's say that this line represents time. draws straight line and points to places Here's the present 2017, the future and the past. Obviously, somewhere in the past, probably on the campaign trail, the timeline skewed down into this tangent draws new line and writes 2017A creating an alternate 2017, Trump's America. Alternate to you, me, and Einstein, but reality for everyone else.

Trump's America by Night-Shift January 31, 2017

Trump's Razor 

When seeking an explanation for the behavior of Presidential "candidate" Donald J. Trump, always choose the stupidest possible explanation.

Adam: With the first Presidential debate looming, Hair Furor prepped by swapping rape stories with Roger Ailes over Cardiac Special bacon cheeseburgers.

Betsy: How do you know that?

Adam: Trump's Razor, girl. Anything else, even doing nothing, would be better prep for facing Clinton!

Trump's Razor by Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Man September 30, 2016

Trump's Wall 

A wall between Mexico and 'MERICA FUCK YEAH built by Donald Trump and payed for by those lovely Mexican People

A line of angry Mexican protesters line up throwing trash at Trump's Wall.

Trump's Wall by TheUltimateJaywalker October 4, 2016