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Cave Troll 

A race of monstrous creatures found in caverns and dark places. They are known from an encounter with the Fellowship of the Ring as they passed through Moria, but were evidently found elsewhere in Middle-earth, too. These trolls, along with orcs and perhaps other creatures, were originally sent to inhabit Moria by Sauron some five hundred years before the War of the Ring.

The cave-trolls of Moria were of huge size with a skin of dark green scales, and flat, toeless feet. The fact that Gandalf was able to recognise the creature he encountered in Moria specifically as a cave-troll strongly suggests that this appearance was shared by others of the kind.

Cave Trolls are in the same species as Russo but the true way to tell them apart is by the thickness of their manhood. A russo usually has a very thick but short penis like a tuna can.
I got attacked by a bunch of russos i mean cave trolls and swingin clubs ultimately breaking everything that is valuable.

Is it me or does that russo i mean cave troll hav no teeth.
Cave Troll by Dave7881 September 16, 2005
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Cave Troll 

Filthy, nasty, smelly, short, hairy, disagreeable, stupid woman.
"Man that bitch Marie is a total Cave Troll!
Cave Troll by Willy Bubba June 18, 2005

Cave Troll 

Truly Reformed guys that wear robes that are black and hooded, fitted for a cave that is dark and candlelit. It's cold in the cave. And the three forms of unity are written on the walls of the cave like hieroglyphics. The Cave Troll occasionally comes out to throw bread at the ducks in the nearby cave. The cave usually has a tall fence guarding it so only other Cave Trolls can break bread together in the community. It is a rest area that the cave trolls can retreat to.
Noun: "What a Cave Troll"

Verb: "Quit Cave Trolling around, man. I'm sick of it."
Cave Troll by quacktroll May 18, 2011

cave troll 

A computer programmer with no people skills. Is hidden in the backrooms of the office at all times.
That coder has the people skills of a toadstool. What a cave troll!
cave troll by Glamourgal June 5, 2005

Cave Troll 

When one waits in a livestream waiting for the right moment to say something that makes no sense and intends to troll the streamer.
Wow Natural_s is being such a Cave Troll.
Cave Troll by jaayvazian July 31, 2011

Cave Troll 

A actually quite attractive girl that is called ugly by fellow friends etc. Used mostly by men in general. Girl usually has a good attitude about it. Is usually followed by the "cave troll song."
Boy: Hey look its Cave Troll!
Boy2: hey cave troll hey! man your face scares me
girl(cave troll): hahah yeah okay

boy: damn its cave troll
boy2: shes friggin hideous
girl(cave troll): haha ok your just jealous

boy: *sings* its cave troll its cave troll (repeated)
girl(cave troll): damn right
Cave Troll by Whitneey December 14, 2008

Cave Troll 

Slang or pertaining to the male reproductive organ.
Man, Mikey has a huge cave troll.
Cave Troll by Joshua Laughery December 20, 2005