Cooter Tooter 

Someone who has a tendency to queef very regularly.

That bitch is a cooter tooter.

Cooter Tooter by jnotosh December 8, 2010

for totes ser 

For totes ser is an abbreviation for totally serious. The for is unnecessary, it simply rolls off the tongue.

Let's say you approach me with a question such as: "Jon, did you shoot that hoe?" Then I would respond "Why yes Jake... I'm for totes ser." As in I am being (for) totally serious.

for totes ser by Jon Shields September 10, 2006

tootski 

Slang for cocaine.

Code word used by Bill Murray in early SNL scenes. Wearing sunglasses and acting shady, he'd offer "tootski", then quickly glance around for any narcs, hold a straw to the bump, and say "Go!".

tootski by matatopa January 1, 2010

totes awks 

Totally awkward

It was totes awks when my dad caught me in bed with my new boyfriend.

totes awks by Tanny_G April 26, 2011

Tooted 

A truck or suv (usually clapped out) who’s owner could only afford to lift the front. Thus, the shitbox is given a squatting appearance. Common with ‘Lina boys

Darrell: How come ya box only got a lift in da front? Why u runnin bald mud graps on 30 inch wheels?
Cleetus: Cuz I like my shit tooted. I stay stargazing. Drove my cousin Susanna around after we got done fucking last night.

Tooted by oorahmarines April 28, 2020

Soosh Toots

The high pitched ginger farts you get after eating sushi.

After a sushi lunch break, the conference room smelled like Soosh Toots.

Soosh Toots by DavesofRlives November 17, 2015

tootski 

a snort of cocaine

tootski?

tootski by LIVE SQUAD April 27, 2016