When you just take a fat shit and when you go to wipe your asshole, your anal hairs are hardened by shit.
John: "Why is Jeff celebrating in the bathroom?"
Jerry: "He's probably just feeling accomplished that he got frosted tips after eating tacos at Laura's last night."
An act isn't sex torture commonly used during 30 AD where u have a line of 20-40 bacon people and 1-3 albinos on the ends. The 20-40 black people proceed to brutally rape the small number of albinos. If the albinos lives are spared, the blacks proceed to dump burning tar on tiop of them albinos, cover them in feather, do the chicken dance, and proceed to hand them an "L".
Substitute Teacher: So what's on the agenda today kids?
Kids: Every Friday, our teach let's us play frosted chicken tips fridays with the useless albinos