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An individual who thinks so highly of themselves, that they think the world should circle around them or at least pledge to them. They also tend to think they are 'all that' so they think their doing you a favour by being friends with you, dating or even merely talking to you; hence they gossip on the smallest of things. To lastly add, to mentain their ego, they uphold a facade.
Girl 1: I tried talking to that guy and he looked at me like I was worth nothing.

Girl 2: The other day I overheard him gossiping about Sam, saying that he should go make friends with his own class. Typical ticker!

Guy: Damn, he thinks his all that but he's not... fuck the fake and discreet!
Ticker by GreatIncredibleJ July 3, 2012
An individual that masturbates routinely, usually because they haven't and/or can't have sexual intercourse due to their unsightly appearance.
John: "How does Dave live without friends? That must suck."
Frank: "Yeah, I know right? He's probably a ticker."
Ticker by damann August 27, 2009
A term derogatory towards Muslims. The term originate from the sound a clock or a timer goes down
If he keeps being angry that they won't let him do his rituals he might become a ticker
Ticker by Jerryboiz September 21, 2020
Is $bitcoin (HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu)
The ticker is $BITCOIN.
Retain your ticker $BITCOIN.
Ticker refers to someone’s readiness to do something they weren’t prepared for on short notice. usually involving getting smashed or using illicit substances especially when it would be considered stupid to do so. Usually involving peer pressure.
Come on Sam you’ve got no ticker!” or; “have some ticker mate!”
Ticker by Amateur linguist 47 February 27, 2025
"She checked the time on her elegant silver ticker as she waited for her friend to arrive for their lunch date."
Ticker by Arminkshipper June 28, 2025