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Thonged Avenger 

Name given to a usually male masturbator who utilizes discarded dirty female underwear pulled down over his face like a super hero mask to savor scent, but also to keep his hands free for strenuous self abuse.

Instead of being a super hero fighting crime - he’s more of a super weirdo fetishist “fighting” himself
My wife left some creamy musky underwear discarded on the bathroom floor - the thonged avenger made an impromptu appearance.
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(1a) To be defeated or embarrassed.
(1b) To be owned, pwn3d, insulted, or served.

(2) To be exceptionally exhausted or out of sorts.
(2a) To be drunk or otherwise inebriated.

(3) Indicative of a sound performance or show of extreme musical (usually guitar) bravado. Shreds.
(1) Steve Vai f'n thranged you in Satan's guitar competition!

(2) We were so thranged after the show last night that we fell asleep before the Late Late Show.

(3) Steve Vai totally thrangs.
thranged by M'ris December 14, 2008

wrong-thonged 

When one searches for a nice ass and instead catches an eyeful of a ugly womans thong.
Me: Man look at dat azz over there.

Friend: DUDE, wtf, I looked at the girl next to her and totally got wrong-thonged.
wrong-thonged by schmelka May 29, 2011
When your mind is blown by an episode or event in Game of Thrones.
Did you watch Game if Thrones last night?

Dude. I was so throned by that Blackwater episode I couldn't speak for 30 minutes.
Throned by Poor Theon May 13, 2013

thronedom 

to live while sitting in a chair.
thronedom by Simon Belmont August 30, 2003

man thonged 

when a woman makes a man where her thong
My girlfirend man thonged me today.
man thonged by yeash August 6, 2009

The Thonged Avenger 

A Web Comic that was created in 2010 to make fun of an actual person who put on a thong to freak out a friend's mom.
In the Web Comic Zeff uses a thong of power to fight crime. He is the worse crime fighter in the history of crime-fighting for obvious reasons. And in love, he is always rejected.

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The website did not support itself and was taken a few years later.
I wanted to be a strangely perverted superhero like The Thonged Avenger.