john thomas
a soft pretzel, or penis
john thomas by rainy night September 30, 2007
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a wide spread disease across the united states, symptoms include: dry mouth, erections, diarrhea, and a larger appetite. The disease is very contagious, and harmful.
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John is an annoying little cunt when u start to talk to him but once u get to know him he’s the sweetest guy you’ll ever meet. He has a BIG dick and blonde and will most likely fuck you over but it’s ok because he’s hot.
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Usually a large man that loves bojangles, working with children, and Saying phrases like “Hey Buddy”
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John Thomas
1)Possibly the sexiest man on Earth. He possesses great wealth and power. Despite many other definitions, it does not represent male genatalia.
2)Great athlete. A person who no matter what sport he may play, is gifted at it. Also very intelligent.
2)Great athlete. A person who no matter what sport he may play, is gifted at it. Also very intelligent.
1) Look at that John Thomas strutting his stuff at the club. Neva seen moves that fresh.
2) John Thomas sure is a good football player. Almost as if he's on steroids.
2) John Thomas sure is a good football player. Almost as if he's on steroids.
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John Thomas
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