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The Wheel of Innovation 

A fictional wheel that a salesperson allows a customer to spin when the customer feels there has been an injustice, or to sweeten the "deal".
Brad: I cannot get this guy to sign a new agreement. He is mad at us for billing him too much last month, and now he want's something for free.

Ryan: Give him a couple of free spins on the wheel of innovation.

Brad: Great idea Ryan, you're the slickest manager in the midwest.
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the wheel is turing but the hampsters dead 

a figure of speech meaning somebody is a fool and somewhat absent-minded
example guy:i bet you could scuba dive to the moon
person 1: wow that was a dumb remark
person 2: yeah, the wheel is turning but the hampsters dead

The wheel is turning but the hamster is dead.

A phrase used to refer to people who don't know how to spell when contributing entries to urbandictionary.com.
"the wheel is turing but the hampsters dead" is not a real phrase. This guy's an idiot; it's like the wheel is turning but the hamster is dead.

the wheel barrol 

a sexual positon in which the partners are ingaged in the position such as the one in a wheel barrol race where the man inserts his penis the womans anus.
I finally used the wheel barrol with Kathy last night.
the wheel barrol by rich n July 7, 2003

The Wheel of Time 

The Wheel of Time is a fantasy series of 14 novels in the main series + one prequel written by Robert Jordan. 11 of the Books along with the prequel were written by him before his untimely passing but the series was finished by Brandon Sanderson.
"The Wheel of Time" is one of the greatest fantasy epics ever written.

Jesus take the wheel 

When things go awry. When you can no longer take whats happening around you so you ask for the higher power Jesus to take the wheel.
Oh i just cant take this anymore Jesus take the wheel!
Jesus take the wheel by Toffeebarz February 27, 2014

Jesus Take The Wheel 

Psalm 55:22
Cast your burden on the Lord, and he will sustain you; he will never permit the righteous to be moved.
Jesus Take The Wheel !!!!! My burdens are overwhelming and it doesn't seem like I'll ever catch up. I feel the pain of stress, hurt and setbacks. Strengthen me to stand up knowing you are always with me.