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"I’ll be out the gate by eight / in the spoon by noon / fixed by six / and back in the pen by ten!” 

The heroin junkie merry-go-'round:

Release from prison-back to using dope-re-arrest.

The addict's vicious cycle.
Johnny Threefingers: "Heard you're getting out of this craphole today."
Harry Hophead: "Pfft...well, I'll be back...you know me, man... ""I’ll be out the gate by eight / in the spoon by noon / fixed by six / and back in the pen by ten!”"
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Ten on the floor stroking boar 

It refers to when a truck driver has both feet on the gas pedal and has his/her chair all the way down and is masterbating while driving
“Is anyone driving that truck
“The driver must be ten on the floor stroking boar”

The Top Tens 

A gay website where people complain too much
The Top Tens by ISHFWILF October 29, 2018

you are in the past tense 

Another way of saying "you're history" before killing them or ruining thier lives.
Don't push that button! PLEASE!



You are in the past tense, bub.

In The Past Tense

To kill or end something completely, typically in a very absolute and forceful way.
When that burglar broke into my house last week, the ol' 1911 put him in the past tense.
In The Past Tense by Exhausted Sigh November 30, 2021

tensley the stalker 

Usually a fat gay male who stalks men and only knows basics of engineering as he’s lost his job at Honeywell for child porn on his phone. Known to sink his life savings into rostering corvettes to pick up the kiddies. Known to steal, obese, smokes meth in his garage.
There’s Tensley the stalker in his garage looking at the kids twisting a bowl of meth. Commonly southern

tensley the fag 

A child porn possessor who steals from cars and runs child sex rings
tensley the fag’s uncle got set on fire in Vietnam
tensley the fag by MrYellowTeeth47 December 27, 2024