the slovenian survival technique

When in hyperthermic temperatures a lad will strategically cum upon his lasses chest area to promote warmth within the core.

Oh yea back in 'nam me and Joey had to perform the Slovenian survival technique as often as we could, it wasn't really necessary though..

the slovenian survival technique by Beau Rother January 24, 2014

THE TECHNIQUE PART 2 

PART 11 - SHE WILL BEG FOR THIS SMEG

PART 12 - SMASH HER IN THE SUITE WITH YOUR MEAT

PART 13 - HIT THAT BUMPER AND THEN PUMP HER

PART 14 - SHOW YOUR POWER WITH A GOLDEN SHOWER

PART 15 - IT WILL BE A DUB WHEN YOU JOIN THE MILE HIGH CLUB

PART 16 - YOU'LL BE IN A HURRY TO SMASH THAT FURRY

PART 17 - SHE WILL COMPLY FOR THAT CREAMPIE

PART 18 - MAKE HER SOGGY WITH THAT DOGGY

PART 19 - EAT THAT BOOTY BECAUSE IT TASTES FRUITY

PART 20 - YOU'LL BE GETTING HAIRY WITH THAT MISSIONARY

YO JOE I did the technique part 2 on Britney last night however, that furry from down the street had to join in for part 16

THE TECHNIQUE PART 2 by mrpoggersman December 12, 2021

THE TECHNIQUE 

part 1 thumb in twist slap grab slap slap slice dice twice pound cream
part 2 to win the race cum on the face
part 3 suck the feet then beat the meat
part 4 then repeat
part 5 let her ride then cum inside

part 6 eat that pussy and then that bussy
part 7 she likes it rough with them handcuffs

part 8 she will must for this penis crust
part 9 make her squirt then eat it for dessert

part 10 shit on the chest and then motorboat that breast

YO JOE I did the technique on Britney last night however, Xander had to join in for part 6.

THE TECHNIQUE by mrpoggersman November 16, 2021

The Technique 

A system perfected by JP for the oral pleasure of a woman. involved "stirring the pussy with a finger" and giving the clit a "blow job."

Damn, JP did the technique on that woman and almost knocked her out. She came so hard, her head turned purple and her pussy pucker for an hour.

The Technique by Zinger May 14, 2003

The Roundabout Technique 

A technique in which one can give themselves an anal eating.

Step 1: Clamp open your asshole using some clams.
Step 2: Grab your trusty pair of boxing gloves and beat the hell out of your asshole.
Step 3:Then sauce your asshole with barbecue sauce.
Step 4: Then proceed to play Roundabout at max volume while going to town on your asshole.

Ex:"Yeah dude, last night I went to town on my asshole using the roundabout technique."

Ex:"I'll be the roundabout! Eat your asshole out 'n out!"

The Roundabout Technique by John_Pickle December 18, 2019

The Breloom Technique

Named after LeSirBreloom (iFunny), this technique is used to add humour to to various forms of media. It is where the face of popular cartoon character 'Nigel Thornberry' is used to replace another characters face, usually accompanied by a text that says "Smashing".

The Breloom Technique is used to great extent in this picture.

The Breloom Technique by The_Lorax February 4, 2014

The Landy Technique 

When you take a girl home, as soon as you get her into the bedroom you remove all your clothes instantly. One of two things happens;

1. The girl goes home in a huff.

2. Crazy action takes place.

It's worth a roll. Usually 7/10 success rate.

Girl: How come you are Naked?
Landy; Is there a probelm with this?
Girl: I don't think so, should I take my clothes off to?
Landy: That's ok let me help you baby.
Girl: Did you just employ "The Landy technique" on me?
Landy: Of course not.

The Landy Technique by Yoshimitsu is god January 20, 2010