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the shizznit 

The modern-day equivalent of "the bees knees". Absolutely the best. Derived from Southern California slang, by way of Snoop Dogg.
Damn, Dude, that sack you hooked me up with was the shizznit!
the shizznit by Cap'n Sweaty! October 9, 2003

the shizzle

Like, the greatist! Can also be seen spelt:

Teh/the/ve Shizz/shiz

OMG! Cookies are the shizzle!
the shizzle by al4eyes July 31, 2006

The Shizzle

a Jamaican jerk-style marinade made primarily of pineapples, habanero peppers, allspice, thyme and garlic. The brand name "The Shizzle" was suggested by early devotees of the recipe who thought it was "the shit", and began using this jive related term to endearingly describe the product before it was commercialized.
Yesterday I jerked my chicken for 3 hours with The Shizzle, and it was the shizzle fo' rizzle!
The Shizzle by long face October 14, 2010

The Shitz Carlton 

Euphemism for a plush, posh or high end restroom. A fancy shitter. Such that you find at an upscale hotel, restaurant or office building. Not your local gas station crapper or rest stop facility.
Pull over. I gotta shit. Ok. Next rest stop is 2 Miles. Rest stop? Are you kidding me, I only pinch my loaves in a Shitz Carlton. Find a hotel and stop there.

I’m very impressed with your restroom remodeling. I must say you’ve created the Shitz Carlton I would truly enjoy heaving out my daily deuce in here.

The Shizzle

to agree upon a subject as being the most truth or most exciting thing in a subject.

(similar to "fo shizzle" definition, but not exactly) This definition has been around since the early 80's
Example 1: Jason's friend told him, that his friend won the lottery and Jason replies, "Dude, that's the shizzle."

Example 2: Ryan and Mike wonder if Becky has a crush on Mike. Becky approaches Mike and asks him if he wanted to go to a party with her. As soon as she leaves, Ryan and Mike look at each and Mike replies, "Thats the Shizzle." Ryan replies back, "yeah, its definitely the Shizzle".
The Shizzle by Faded Soul June 27, 2011

hump the shizzle 

When you have so much pent up sexual tension from lack of training the purple-headed warrior that you go kablam and sex up a hapless stuffed animal and/or glove.
When Jimmy's Easter celebration was over, he totally humped the shizzle out of Peter Cottontail.