The Lion King 

The act of ejaculating on your partners face, then taking your right thumb and smearing the semen from left to right across their forehead and saying in a Rafiki-like voice, "Simmbaaa".

That chick took my copy of The Lion King last night!

The Lion King by Doctor Scientist June 16, 2010

The Lion Queen 

When your fingering a girl on her period and you take your bloody finger and smear it across her forehead while chanting the opening sequence to The Lion King.

Sam: “So what movie did you and Kathy see last night? Another Disney movie?”
Nick: “Nah but she was on her period so I made her The Lion Queen.”
Sam: “ Hakuna matata”

The Lion Queen by DJ Hotdawg Water November 26, 2018

the lion sleeps tonight

national anthem of non pg kids

the lion sleeps tonight...
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh a wim bom bom ba wei

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh my hand up your....

the lion sleeps tonight by blobbfish February 26, 2019

The Lion King Effect

When a small group of drunk, college-age friends are hanging out together and spontaneously start singing songs from "The Lion King". Happens surprisingly often. Researchers are still trying to determine why.

Person 1: "We were just chilling, drinking some beers, and then suddenly we were overcome by the Lion King Effect. Started singing that song from the beginning of the movie."

Person 2: "What, the one that's like 'aaaaaaaaaaaaah sakenyaaaaaaaa vadavishdi dama' or whatever?"

Person 1: "Yeah, that's the one."

The Lion King Effect by Passive Paradox May 22, 2013

The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe 

A book by C.S. Lewis in which four siblings find a passageway to a magical land in the back of an old wardrobe.

I have read 'The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe' at least once a year since i was 12. After 14 years, it is still much better than this Harry Potter nonsense.

The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe by Nastina September 2, 2005

The lion king 2

The only good Disney sequel in the internet’s opinion. It has a 33% positive ratings on rotten tomatoes though, so everyone is right, cuz rotten tomatoes can be as accurate as a five year olds drawing.

Disney: Can we make one good sequel?

Sequel king: Ok. ONE. The lion king 2.

Disney: Ok!

The lion king 2 by Fiftyset June 13, 2018

The lion king 

While having sex doggy style, the male sticks his thumb in the girls ass then turns her around and runs the shit across her forehead and says "Simba".

E-Sweezy: "It's like doggy style & anal but the lion king is better"

The lion king by Jenny fromdablock August 10, 2017