fire the laser

To ejaculate in the face of a woman.

Man: Oh yeah, bitch, you like that?

Woman: Fire the laser, big boy!

fire the laser by laser man December 7, 2009

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the lashe

Receiving oral sex from the opposite sex.

Man, Josh was getting the lashe at the party last night.

the lashe by Ara809 January 5, 2008

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the laser piss beam of death

A term that can be related with Alfred Coleman/paperboxhouse’s role as dr robotnik in snapcube’s sonic adventure 2 fan dub during eggman’s twitter announcement. This term can be used to flex the shit on someone you are about to verbally in real life or physically in a video game destroy.

Face the laser piss beam of death you moron

the laser piss beam of death by JackerEgg July 4, 2024

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lasering the target

When your wingman keeps wingmanning beyond the call of duty because you haven't sealed the deal.

Target: "I don't know if I should go home with him."

Wingman: "He's a great guy, but he's kind of awkward at first....and he loves puppies and children as he volunteers every weekend at a puppy rescue and orphan center."

Target: "Tell me more."

Next morning -

You: "Dude, I wouldn't have brought her home if you weren't lasering the target."

lasering the target by Shotgun Hobo August 17, 2012