The Hammer

When a chick doesn't know how to give a handjob and places one hand around the penis and continuously pounds the head of the penis with the palm of her other hand, acting as a hammer.

Kristin gave me The Hammer last night. My dick is gonna be bruised for a week now.

The Hammer by EColl6 August 27, 2009

the hammer

Pretty much any type of gun

You must be crazy to think that can go against me/ when I say I bringing the Hammer I ain't talkin bout the MC

the hammer by Billy Da Kid August 30, 2005

The Hammer

The Hammer is the act of taking a closed fist and beating off your dick into submission while applying as much force as humanly possible resulting in a small, bruised, and compressed cock.

Dude 1: "Bro I got so mad at my mom last night and had to release my anger by using The Hammer, its my favorite tool of choice."

Dude 2: "Fuck..."

The Hammer by Pimp Daddy Crack Dealah February 26, 2013

THE HAMMER

"The Hammer" also known as Jason Nelson is a God between the sheets. If great sex and toe curling orgasms are what you want, he's the one to call.

The guy I picked up at the bar last didn't do it for me at all. I better call "The Hammer"

THE HAMMER by DflJones July 8, 2022

the hammer

the term for a amazingly huge penis or bottle straped to the inner thigh of a male referred to as the hammer!!

omg did you see marlboro's defensive end has the hammer! omg hide the children! from #79

the hammer by one graced by the hammer August 31, 2009

The Hammer

A mixed concoction of vodka and Simply Limeade. Also functions as a panty liquidator. Also takes the rape out of date rape.

After just a sip off The Hammer, the female's panties melted.

The Hammer by Kevin Granderson December 9, 2008

The Hammer

Nickname for pro bowler Fred Williamson and given because of the blow to the head style, clothesline, forearm chop that he brutalized other players with. A blow that was perpendicular to the surface of the Earth. In other words he would swing his arm like a Hammer, at his opponent thus braking their helmet. This move is no longer legal in pro football. Inducted into the Indiana Football Hall of Fame in 1996.

Green Bay will feel the wrath of The Hammer.

I'm gonna drop The Hammer on ya!

Fred "The Hammer" Williamson

The Hammer by frmischaed April 21, 2006