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The Goods 

The Goods by DeVonTheDucer July 28, 2003

The goods 

The goods can be anything and/or anyone.
Buck: Woah dude I want to get the goods all night long!!
Paul: The goods? whats that?
Buck: Yah know...the goods ;-)

P1: Jesus is the goods
P2: Woah seriously
P1: Fuck yah

EVERYTHINGS THE GOODS
The goods by Maranda May 15, 2005

Check the goods 

Verifying that another person's gender is what they claim it to be. Generally refers to verifying that the female with whom you are about to participate in sexual activity does not have a penis.
When I go to Thailand I always check the goods before I pay them.

Google the goods 

To browse the Internet for the porns. Usually initiated by a Google search, on Chrome, in incognito mode.
Ryan: bruh my girl broke up with me on Snapchat!
Brad: Just smoke a splif and Google the goods bro. You'll be aight by morning

deliver the goods 

i do not expect him to deliver the goods.
deliver the goods by the learner January 24, 2015

got the goods 

physical attributes of a human-

well built, well maintained human with parts that defy all reality. usually the most transitory of states
damn, that bitch has GOT THE GOODS!

i saw this guy at the gym who has GOT THE GOODS!

he HAS to be gay!
got the goods by michael foolsley November 20, 2009