all the gear, no idea 

When someone is operating an piece of machinery or a vehicle, usually expensive, with no idea what they're doing.

"That kid just destroyed his clutch trying to do a burnout. All the gear with no idea."
"Look, now he has the hood up taking things apart. Should we tell him the clutch isn't in the engine?"
"......no."

"My brother just spent over eighty grand on a sailboat."
"Has he ever sailed?"
"He went canoeing when he was 10. Once. He flipped the canoe."
"All the gear, no idea"

idiot

all the gear, no idea by BNox June 15, 2016

Live-in-the-gear 

To Conquer the vaginal cavity of a woman

She wouldnt stop talking so i knocked her ass out and then got live-in-the-gear

Live-in-the-gear by Josh McClenney February 6, 2008

shit the gear

Someone is very frightened. Drugs are often reffered to as "gear" and drug mules commonly swallow condoms containing drugs to get them through airport security. Some drug mules get scared and they poop out the drugs before passing through border control, thus the term "shit the gear" was born.

I rang him up to have a go at him and he shit the gear and hung up on me!

shit the gear by Swasee June 25, 2016

On the gear 

A person on the gear is someone ho is cheating.
so on the gear means cheating.

That pro CS:GO player must be on the gear, he has inhuman shots

On the gear by CrazyGearNoraa January 3, 2017

on the gear 

Who takes performance-enhancing drugs.

Dwayne Johnson? Yeah, he's definitely on the gear

on the gear by gm1993 March 2, 2017

All The Gear, No Idea 

This is where someone has all the gear and absolutely no idea. Jeff Lightfoot has absolutely all the fishing gear, however he hasn’t a clue, his wife is also whore

Being defined as “ Jeff Lightfoot has all the gear, no idea for fishing, however no idea as he never catches, his wife is hot

All The Gear, No Idea by Jeff Lightfoot April 15, 2024

get on the gear 

To sniff the drug cocaine; usually of a night out.

The following is an example on a text messaging system.

Jim: Alright mate, you want 2 get on the gear tonite??

Alfie: Nah mate unless u can sort me out

get on the gear by notabottom: June 10, 2023