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The Asgard Experience

Call your penis Stormbreaker and then masturbate so hard to an image of Tessa Thompson that you ejaculate the bifrost and open up a path to Asgard.
Bro I watched Thor Rangnarok last night and then had The Asgard Experience.

the dickslapper experience 

to have large amounts of filth and pabst blue ribbon drenched upon your nekid, quivering body. usually accompanied with the worlds worst scumrock band based out of the southern burbs of chicago
look at that bastard twitch....and he smells awful....must of encountered the dickslapper experience

The Oreo Experience

The Oreo Experience is when a white female is having intercourse with two black men simultaneously.
I was going to get back together with Sally, but it turns out she had the Oreo Experience while we were apart.

The Norkus Experience

The kind of experience that leaves you stumbling down the street with what ever you previously had for dinner in your hair and on your shoes not knowing who you are or where you dignity went. Normally, you will find yourself on your couch the next day with your vomit-covered shoes or heels still on your feet wondering how you got there and how a tiger got in your bathroom.
Ah, you had The Norkus Experience

The Robin Experience 

Typically found in first person shooters. This experience generally consists of the act of a friend killing you over and over in a team game for no reason often resulting in no experience being gained causing the knock on effect of being bad at Pvp. Named after a lad called Robin who did this relentlessly
Bob: How was your Halo session last night

Geoff : It was shit, my friend decided to give me the Robin Experience.

The Obama Experience 

When one witnesses something so weird or traumitzing they go speechless
I showed my friend chinese people shitting and he went through the obama experience