circling the drain 

Term used in medical circles to describe a patient for whom death is impending and yet continues to cling to life

"Mrs. Robinson in room 203 has been circling the drain all week.. damn man, we really need the room!"

circling the drain by Mister Defino December 11, 2004

up the drain

Corporations do not like to waste money so instead of watching profits go down the drain, the drain is installed at the top where profits are accessed by the CEO, executives and shareholders.

employee 107562: No raise again this year.

employee 303267: That's because all the profits keep going up the drain.

up the drain by occupy_a_lobbyist March 14, 2012

circling the drain 

When you are unsure if your partner is ok with sticking your figure in their butt, so you just circle around before you stick it in.

Yeah man, I was circling the drain until she said, "you can knock at the door, but you can't go in."

circling the drain by skinnyb69 May 17, 2016

swirling the drain 

Used in the medical field to describe the period of time before someone dies.

The patient in 537 has been swirling the drain all day.

swirling the drain by Sandi68 April 28, 2006

Impregnate the drain 

The act of jacking off in the shower.

I took a shower last night and it took me 20 mins to impregnate the drain.

Impregnate the drain by LeMarcus June 23, 2006

clean the drains 

To indulge in anal sex.

"Oh Heather, I see your on the blob again. Any chance you could take your leg off so I can clean your drains?"

clean the drains by Bob Sometimes March 23, 2005

circling the drain 

Headed down and won't recover.

He was circling the drain and never recovered.

circling the drain by Billy Amithig Biblick May 7, 2016