perversity of the human condition 

This is an explanation for when people do something that is different from what is thought normal or proper and totally unexpected for reasons which are completely unknown or thoroughly obscure.

Bob:- I saw John walk into the door.
Ben:- Why did he do that?
Bob:- I guess it is the perversity of the human condition.

perversity of the human condition by bevanp May 8, 2010

the Stanley Dean condition 

When you are at the age in your life when you arent too old to still get an errection, but can longer ejaculate anything more than a puff of air.

These days JJ has been experiencing "the Stanley Dean condition". At least he doesnt need to use condums anymore.

the Stanley Dean condition by ut4wade November 1, 2010

after the excrement hit the air-conditioning

A clever saying from the book "Hocus Pocus" by Kurt Vonnegut that he uses as a term for the end of the Vietnam War.

This saying now can be said to reprisent the ending of something that you'd rather not say, such as a relationship or a friendship.

Girl 1: "Why don't you and Nick talk anymore?"
Girl 2: "Well, after the excrement hit the air-conditioning, he just turned into a complete asshole and stopped talking to me."

after the excrement hit the air-conditioning by super_juicebox November 6, 2008

solids are going to hit the air conditioning 

another phrase for shit hits the fan but more refined. Used to predict a mess when the event happens.

"When that gets published, the solids are going to hit the air conditioning".

solids are going to hit the air conditioning by KevinTheB November 29, 2007

after the excrement hit the air-conditioning

A phrase used to signal when some inevitable bad thing has happened.
Everyone involved usually gets punished or ill effects.
A different version of "when the shit hits the fan"

Phil called the bouncer an idiot. After the excrement hit the air-conditioning and now Phil and all his mates are banned from the club

after the excrement hit the air-conditioning by TaintedDeity May 14, 2008

The Apollo Coalition 

An very chad Discord server that doesn't break Discord ToS and cures: anime, furry, gacha.
It has a lot of members in it, and they successfully have conversation with weebs and make them understand a lot of things.

TAC = The Apollo Coalition

The Apollo Coalition by An Random Discord user March 31, 2021

The Global Occult Coalition

The GOC was created in the aftermath of WWII, from the remnants of defecting occultists, psychics, priests, and scientists from Nazi, Soviet, and Allied states, brought together and formed by the Allies. As the world stage broadened, so too did the number of countries that had their hands in the GOC, until it became what it is today.

The GOC are a largely political force, seeing themselves as the police of the paranormal world. They pride themselves on destroying supernatural entities, and make use of the most high-tech experimental technology possible, obtained from their benefactors. Many potential SCPs have been destroyed by them before the Foundation could obtain and contain them.

They have been both on the side of the Foundation and against it at times, depending on the situation. They largely hold the Foundation in contempt for their use and containment of SCP items rather than their out-and-out destruction. The GOC has respected the Foundation's formidable might enough to leave it mostly alone, although there have been some questionable incidents with which the GOC have strictly denied involvement.

The Global Occult Coalition just had to kill the boat's wife, didn't it? GOC just had to get involved.

The Global Occult Coalition by Mad Dummy April 9, 2019