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Jerk off with the bros day 

On September 3 and 4th it is national jerk off with the bros day. Grab the dick of your best bro and have him grab yours and then go to town. There can be just one bro or 50 bros there is never enough.
Bro 1: Hey bro you know it’s national jerk off with the bros day?

Bro 2: Oh really? Take off your clothes and let’s get started.
Bro 1: Fuck yeah!
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Bros to the Bros

A term of endearment used by bros to express their care for one another. Can be mixed with other terms for bros, such as bra, broski , or any other derivation of the word. It is usually used when said bro is caught up in the euphoria of being a bro with his fellow bros.
Example 1
Bro 1: Hey Chad, this party rocks!!!
Bro 2: Thanks bro!
Bro 1: (to Chad) Bros to the Bros!!

Example 2
Bro 1: Hey Brohans, I got these extra tickets to the Jack Johnson concert, y'all are coming with me.
Bro 2: Awesome!! Bro
Bro 3: Yes! I love Jack Johnson!
All three Bros: Bras to the Bras!!

on the bros 

All jokes aside, on the bros defines if you are being for real or not.
Jimmi- I just won 1k

George- “on the bros?”

saturdays are for the bros 

Not bros
Silver wasn't invited to the party because Saturdays are for the Bros

The Venture Bros 

An animated comedy show currently running on Adult Swim. The Venture Bros follows the tales of two, dim-witted, adventurous boys (Dean and Hank), their scientist father("Doc" or Dr. Venture, sometimes called by his child hood name "Rusty) and their super spy body gaurd, Brock Sampson.

The first season is avalible on DVD, and the second season is currently being show on Adult Swim.
I just saw The Venture Bros last night, Brock went completely bad-ass on everyone.

Super Mario Bros: The Movie 

The movie where the cast is so outlandish, you wonder if John Cena will play Yoshi.
Mario: Hey Luigi, you have to see this cool Nintendo Direct. It has the cast for our new movie coming out soon!
Luigi. Ok. I’m excited to see who’s playing us!
*Watches direct*
Chris Pratt: Luigi, why do you look like Charlie Day?
Charlie Day: I don’t know Mario, why do you look like Chris Pratt?
Chris Pratt: Wait wha- WHY IS BOWSER JACK BLACK AND DONKEY KONG SETH ROGEN?
Charlie Day: Super Mario Bros: The Movie, what have you done to us!?

The Pit Bros 

A group of bros who get together from 4-6 times a week. They meet in a small Pit area in a back yard away from civilization. The Pit area includes a in-ground fire pit, surround by trees 360 degrees. There is usually 4-15 members that show up at any given time. These members are the closest group of friends you will ever meet. The pit is always friendly and good vibes are felt the whole time. They they share stories, highdeas and come up with great munchie ideas. Activities include smoking weed, drinking, and having a good time with the bros.
"The Pit bros always know how to have a good time"

"I wish I was part of those bros who chill at the pit, it sounds super cool"

"He had a bag hangover this morning, must of been a pit gathering"
The Pit Bros by The Pit Bros November 15, 2011