may the brew be with you 

Having beers be with you at all time, alcohol.

Hey johnny, may the brew be with you and don't let the alcohol be out of your sight.

may the brew be with you by thelostvokal May 7, 2015

Brew the Coffee

An oral sex act in which a female is kneeling in front of a standing male performing oral sex on his unit, all the while the male holds the nose of the female pulling her farther onto his unit. This act is done correctly if the female begins to make a sound as a coffee maker brewing the coffee.

Mike: "Honey, I know its late and we are both tired, maybe if we brew the coffee we can stay awake and watch the last ten minutes of Golden Girls"

Tracy: "Sure, now the question is, how do you like your coffee? Sweet and creamy? "

Brew the Coffee by jonnydeanevoss February 6, 2010

Brew the Bean 

1. To make coffee.

2. Vigorous masturbation of the female clitoris.

I love Starbucks. They really can brew the bean.

I was just about to brew the bean when my roommate walked in on me.

I did nothing but brew the bean this weekend and now my pussy is tender to the touch.

Brew the Bean by Dick Onchin February 7, 2021

The Witches Brew 

When one goes for a long period of time without ejaculating. The cum is brewing and festering waiting to be unleashed. Its as if a group of witches are brewing something in the bottom of a guys balls.

I'm cooking up a mean witches brew. I unleashed the witches brew all over this girl last night.

The Witches Brew by Poundtown17 February 15, 2010

Dry Hopping the Loo Brew 

The act of farting in the shower while someone else defecates in the same bathroom. Similar to how dry hopping adds flavor to home brewed beer, the bulk of the bathroom stench originates from the product in the toilet bowl while the fart produced in a steamy shower serves to accent it.

Me: *Farts in shower*

Wife (while pooping): That sounded kinda wet...

Me: I'm just dry hopping the loo brew, sweetheart.

Dry Hopping the Loo Brew by Hollyvvood April 18, 2017

bottling the home brew 

Allowing a man to ejaculate inside of you in a reckless or intentionally procreative manner.

Tammy: What's up with your sheets?
Tanya: My boyfriend and I have been bottling the home brew, and shit's been getting messy.
Tammy: So I take it we're not sharing vodka until shark week
Tanya: Well, you can never be too careful!
Tammy: You could always try being A LITTLE careful...

bottling the home brew by inbrambles January 18, 2013

brew of the loom 

to pore a persons beer into a container, then use your underware as a funnel to re fill beer un knowingly.

kris gave me a jocko last night so i will give him a brew of the loom tonight with my skip mark underware.

brew of the loom by stoph December 6, 2003