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The "Billie Joe Strong-Arm" 

A euphemism for masturbation. A play on the name of punk rocker Billie Joe Armstrong, singer for Green Day whose song "Longview" was partially based on the subject.Also for his habit of polishing the family jewels for his fans at concerts.
I'm gonna go home, grab my dirty mags and do the "Billie Joe Strong-arm" for awhile.

strong in the box 

A soccer player who looms as a strong and aggressive threat inside the opposition box.
"gee wizz, timmy cahill was strong in the box tonight"

The Shaggy is strong with this one... 

A phrase that describes the strong probability that a pre-teen lad will eventually discover and commit substantial interest and money to marijuana in his teen years and beyond. The labeling of said pre-teen is based on several signs, including but not limited to:
1. Pervasive sloth,
2. Inability to react to any situation with any affect other than "Woah dude, that's intense..." even when faced with legitimately urgent circumstances,
3. Otherworldly appetite for candy and sweets... Of any type, at any time and at any social, physical or emotional cost to himself or others,
4. Preference for human interaction only through online gaming platforms unless in-person, face to face interaction is required to obtain candy or a WiFi password... And even then the interaction is devoid of eye contact.
Little Bro 1: guys, let's bounce! The swimming pool only has free swim for another hour!
Little Bro 2: absolutely! Wait... Where the heck is Brian?
Little Bro 3: he's still sucking on his X-Box nipple. I'll get him- BRIAAAAANNNNNN!!! C'mon dude, let's get to the pool before it closes!
Brian (slurring through a cheek full of Skittles mixed with half-chewed Snickers bar): In a minute- I'm almost done making an awesome closet for my Minecraft pet pig, man...

Bro 1's Mom whispering to Bro 1's Dad: The Shaggy is strong with this one... Let's keep that in mind for a few years...

strong on the hoof 

Being a big timer, Notable strength and prowess. To infinity and beyond.
A 1000 horsepower C18 catepillar is well known as being strong on the hoof

In the Absence of Strong Evidence to the Contrary, One May Step Out of the Way of the Charging Bull 

Literally the best song ever wtf like how can a song be so good
*"In the Absence of Strong Evidence to the Contrary, One May Step Out of the Way of the Charging Bull" starts playing*
Me: OOOOOOHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHH

Strong for when the revolution comes.

1. A justification for behavior that is otherwise harmful, immoral, or in other ways bad for you.

2. The state of being where one is, in fact, strong for when the revolution comes.
1. Smoking makes me strong for when the revolution comes.

2. I am strong for when the revolution comes.