Textually Active

What an adolescent becomes upon receiving their first cell phone.

It’s always a 'double edged sword' for a father when his daughter becomes textually active. While it allows for effortless communication, he must also accept that she is finally becoming a woman.

Textually Active by Spike Emerson September 14, 2011

Textually Inadequate

A person who feels inferior beacuse they recive less text message action than their friends or work colleagues.

Bloody hell does your phone ever stop, your making me feel Textually Inadequate.

Textually Inadequate by Horizontalchampion July 22, 2009

Textually raped 

The act of getting into a text conversation with someone that you don't want to text with, but they just keep texting.

Sam texted me last night and he wouldn't stop. No matter how hard I tried to end the conversation he textually raped me.

Textually raped by revart June 30, 2011

Textually Drunk 

When a text makes no sense whatsoever. It may apply to anyone who lacks common sense or is actually drunk. The text may bear no meaning/ add to the textual conversation.
Not to be confused with "Textaholic" since its not about being addicted to texting.

Guy: I'm glad summer has officially begun
Girl: Rainbow, skittles, gummy bears yay yay.
Guy: I am so lost.
Girl: I am sad.
Guy:Uhh, why?
Girl: Cause its cool
Guy:You are textually drunk.
Girl: Are you calling me a textaholic.
Guy:This conversation is over.
Girl: omg Hii

Textually Drunk by Shake_360 July 26, 2011

textually overanalyztical 

Critically over-analyzing something someone texted, IM'd, or wrote on your profile's wall.

"Maggie must hate me, she didn't text back that she loves me."
"Dude, stop being textually overanalyztical. Just put the phone down, and lets go fishing."

textually overanalyztical by ALJOVIDO January 4, 2008

Textually Addict 

A person who is very addicted to texting, tweeting or chatting on a mobile device.

Josh: I just saw your closing bill for this month, and you used 10990 messages and 2013 picture messages.

Priscilla: Its because this is not a smart phone, so I use services thru text.

Josh: You are a textually addict.

Textually Addict by joshwua915 October 21, 2011

Textually Impaired 

A person who has great trouble SMS messaging. These people typically think texting is either stupid or do not do it enough to be very good at it. An SMS response from a textually impaired person typically takes a long time to receive, even if the message is simply 'yes' or 'no'.

(Sent in a text message) 'You can call me if you're that textually impaired.'

"I only call my parents because they're textually impaired."

Textually Impaired by Commander Awesome December 24, 2007