Wild, crazy, big butt, large ta-tas with a penchant for young men with large penises. Capable of most anything and on a moments notice. Spontaneous. Eerily loyal to a fault and equally hateful if pissed off. Approach with caution.
1. Simon Cowell's girlfriend who we love to HATE!
2. tall horse with a raspy voice
3. extra correspondent
4. part of the dreadful word, "Serri"
5. Paula Abdul's friend and enemy