Tempur-Pedic Tatties

Natural lady breasts so soft that you could fall sleep on them for minutes, hours or even days.

#1) Did you see Katy Perry on SNL last nite?! Those were some Tempur-Pedic tatties.

#2) I perfer voluptuous women for their Tempur-Pedic tatties.

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neeps and tatties

Scottish word for potatoes and swede. Often the side dish for haggis.

Yeah, fire on some neeps and tatties with that haggis.

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Big old flat and saggy breasts that flap against the torso of elderly women.

Man, did you see john's mom?!?! She had some big ole flappy tatties. Looked like two flounder fighting for scraps under her shirt!

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A woman who was previously fat but has lost weight but still has big tits

Guy1: Jane has lost loads of weight but look at those fatty tatties

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Haggis, potatoes and turnip

Burns supper food

1 : What's for dinner
2 : Haggis tatties and neeps

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Fat people with lots of tattoes

Did you see all the fatty tatties at McDonalds?

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The name for a person, usually a male with a pair of large, greasy, boobs.

Person 1: "Hey fatty tatties fattie tatties...your fat"
Fatty Tatties: "I don't have feelings, because I'm fat."

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