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Shortened form of 'Fuck Off tablet'. The most bitter pill you will ever have to swallow.
Let's tablet Dave and go out with Tom instead.
tablet by Kevin Robinson January 9, 2006
Tablet is another word for a poo parcel which is in the shape of a tablet. Also if it looks like rabbit poo it can be classed as a tablet.
I've just been for a 'Tablet'
Tablet by Luciiieee <3 January 10, 2008
A sex position where the man stands still in the bridge position on his bsck
and the woman rides him cowgirl position
12 yo kid on xbox: Ur mom
Me: I tableted your mom last night

Tablet Baby 

(A.K.A iPad baby) A person typically in high school born post-2004, who has the attention of a goldfish. You can just tell as a child they had a tablet glued to their face. Can be used as an insult.
You can't stand still for ten seconds without the urge to look at a screen you fucking tablet baby.

(90% of competitive Fortnite players)
Tablet Baby by pharmius February 9, 2021

tablet zombie 

opt. 'mobile zombie' people with a device in hands, frozen in space, as if going somewhere, their need to respond to a new e-mail or check updates caught them by surprise.

These people can walk slowly with their tablet or mobile in hands, reminding zombies. Sometimes they hide in far cafe corners and become similar to a self-absorbed plankton, swaying on the waves.

By ignoring surroundings tablet zombies can create dangerous situations in public spaces such as subway or street. Some users say that they can do the familiar path having no problems, without looking at the road. However, this leads to many risks...
- How did you get that bruise?!
- Yesterday I went to a mall and I've slammed my forehead into a strange guy!
- Holy cow!
- Yeah, that crazy guy was keeping staring at his Samsung right before getting off from the escalator!
- It was a tablet zombie by the way
- Wow! They are here!

tablet pc 

Is sort of a cross between a laptop and a pocket pc. It is the size of a laptop with a keyboard, but you can turn around the sreen and lay it down so that it is a large pocket pc.
The tablet pc was supposed to be the next big thing but it never caught on.