swomp donkey 

A term used to descibe the most hideously ugly girl you have ever seen. This girl would have to have fallen out of the ugly and not only hit every branch on the way down but then land in the biggest pile of shit this side of ever.

Dai "'right butt?? Saw you at Zanzibar last night!!!
Rhod "I saw you."
Dai "You were getting hold of some fat bird."
Rhod "Tell me about it!!! she was a right fucking swomp donkey. I'm never gonna show my face in Newport again."

swomp donkey by Dazzler April 22, 2006

SWOMP DONKEY 

The discription for a tore up fat ass.

That girl with the muffin top is a swomp donkey.

SWOMP DONKEY by sd_girl April 14, 2009

SWOMP MONKEY 

A HIDEOUS FAT DOUCHE BAG WHO THINKS HES THE SHIT, BUT REALLY LOOKS LIKE A DIRTY MONKEY.

LINLEY.. DID YOU SEE THAT SWOMP MONKEY RICK AT BROCKS LAST WEEK?....

SWOMP MONKEY by BBBBBBEEEEVEE August 6, 2010

swomp bug

a swamp bug, rather it is a swomp bug. Meaning difference and uniqueness. Used informally.

look, there's a swomp bug on that tree

swomp bug by 9k1a June 25, 2022

Sompanzees 

The sompanzee (colloquially somp) is a more developed relative than its close primate, chimpanzee, with an IQ of 68.

Sompanzees are from the Horn of continent, while the chimpanzees in the forests of Central Africa loitering their time in the treetops, unlike their hard-working somp relatives who are coastal seafarers and tireless observers e.g. in the malls abroad.

Sompanzees by O. W. Tongueincheek August 29, 2023

Swamp Lily

A name for woman's genitalia that has become extremely moist and subsequently inflamed to the point that it looks like a wet, strange flower.

After eating her out for 45 minutes she had crazy swamp lily going on.

Swamp Lily by Sienna Sleigh April 6, 2013

Hippo stomp 

Somone or something be violently stepped upon by heavy persons or creatures is called the hippo stomp. This is especially true when done with vigor and malice.

Man, those bikers really gave those punks the hippo stomp!

Hippo stomp by I, Wreckerrr October 11, 2016