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Do we need a sleeping bag for the presentation 

when you dumbass fat friend asks the teacher in class if we need a sleeping bag for our presentation about africa.

sleeping beasty

A mean, nasty, loud, abominable individual thats best left undisturbed.
You may want sleeping beauty to wake up but you do not want to awaken sleeping beasty.
sleeping beasty by jpg3 November 8, 2011

sleeping with one eye open 

'Sleep with one eye open' is usually used as a metaphor in a sentence. It basically means being very cautious, careful or attentive.
The peddler was sleeping with one eye open. He was shocked, as he heard footsteps approaching him. He looked quite frightened.

sweeping declaration 

A broad, and life-changing statement popularized by Marshall Erikson from How I Met Your Mother.
SWEEPING DECLARATION!!!! I AM NEVER GETTING DRUNK AGAIN!

Pink sleepingbag 

A prolapsed butthole.
Holy shitballs bro! I can't believe your fiance is the chick with the pink sleepingbag from that porno.
Pink sleepingbag by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020

Share a Sleepingbag 

When a man inserts the head of his uncircumsised penis underneath the foreskin of another man.
Lookin to share a sleepingbag tonight?