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Swan Dive 

When a girl with huge boobs walks into a room. Like the guy from the Old Spice commercial, you just wanna climb up to the highest point of the room and jump down mimicking the motion used in the commercial. "Swan Dive!"
Girl walks into your workplace with huge boobs and wearing a low-cut shirt. As soon as she leaves, you look at your co-workers, hold your hands above your head in a swan-dive position and say "Swan Dive"!
Swan Dive by Swipa September 26, 2010
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Swan Dive 

While moving in to give a blowjob the girl or guy sneezes/coughs and gets poked in the eye by the massive boner.
"My girl totally has a black eye after she did the swan dive last night. It was awesome!"
Swan Dive by Hairless Chipmunk April 28, 2009

Swan Dive 

After taking a shit in a public facility, you take the toilet paper and dip it into the toilet water to soaken the toilet paper. Then you proceed the wipe your ass. This takes place of any handy wipes you have at home
Man, I had tacos for dinner last night, which led to me having to swan dive in the bathroom at work.
Swan Dive by DannyMc810204 August 14, 2016

Swan Dive 

When a student at Florida State University goes to eat at the Suwannee Room.
Nick and I are gonna Swan Dive later tonight if you wanna come with.
Swan Dive by colleg October 27, 2018

Swan dive 

To quickly duck out of a situation or place for a brief refreshment without being noticed by local authorities
Swan dive by zigmanfroid February 8, 2019

Swan Dive 

A great song that maximas cast hates because he has no taste in music
Swan dive is a great song
Swan Dive by Colt1911dude March 18, 2019

swan dive 

what bakugo wanted deku to take off the roof of the building
“Why don’t you just take a swan dive off the roof of the building?
swan dive by scifiny July 26, 2023