Susan 

Karen's sidekick. She's that one friend who hangs out with the local Karen.

Like Karen, she's a middle aged mom who uses facebook and likes minion memes, but typically, she's not as loud and aggressive as a Karen. Although she may still be entitled, bossy, and annoying in a more low key fashion.

Susans are much less likely to cut their hair short like what is seen with a stereotypical Karen.

When encountered on their own, Susans may nag you for whatever reason it is that bothers them, but without all the rage and energy that a Karen has.

"I was minding my own business on a bike ride when a Karen started yelling at me for using the sidewalk rather than the dangerous bike lane. The Susan with her looked at me and agreed with the Karen at a regular volume."

Susan by Anonymousmobster January 28, 2021

Susan 

Susan, SUSan or Sue, is a combination of the term SUS and the name Karen. The name is usually given to women, but can also be rewarded to a man, when they get involved in a situation, but their intentions are SUS.

Usually these individuals will take it upon themselves to call out or *fix* things (society, art, rules, language, ect...) they see as broken, wrong or morally questionable. Susans however, usually do this based on their own subjective reasoning and inherent personal bias, which is often seen as irrational to a majority of other people. Their intentions, often, usually have a negative undertone.

When called out or they feel as such, a Susan's true nature will surface; they will often get hostile about what they were REALLY trying to accomplish through their actions, which was generally something ill or divisive.

Susans cannot be reasoned with, due to their self-righteousness and the fact they are often manic or insane.

Little Billy had just finished his drawing, he worked really hard on it, however kelly had noticed he colored in one of the characters the wrong color, so she *fixed* it for him. When Billy asked why she, 'ruined his picture', Kelly got angry at him and told him that he, 'he NEEDED to color in the characters the right way, or it was *racist*'... Kelly was being a Susan.

Susan by Muttemor January 1, 2022

Susan 

That one person in the office who always seems to wreck things. The name can be heard yelled in anger when things go wrong.

Will you really are a Susan today.

Bloody Susan.

Susan by StatedV8 March 27, 2019

Susan 

Mega Karen. That they were so Karen they couldn't even be called a Karen anymore. They need a whole new name for this species.

Woman on video: *freaks out and screams the loudest possible with a slight accident*
Video: *gets uploaded*
Guy 1 in the comments: yo shes an ultra ultra ultra maximum karen
Guy 2 in the comments: nah dude shes a susan at that point
*guy 1 gets instantly ratioed*

Susan by Stupid Af July 20, 2021

Susan 

Susan is the best girl a man can ever meet she is funny intellegent educated and all in all a round thing she knows what guys like and how she has to use her sexappeal in the right ways she got many talents and is known to be good in bed
what she wants she gets her physics are smashing you won't regreted to date her
and once you touched her heart she is all yours and faithful

of all the lovers susan got she decides which guy she pics cause susan is an clever chick

Susan by wizzlars February 3, 2013

Susan 

A woman that can be a classy lady when she needs to be. She wears tailored clothes, sends thank you cards to your grandmother, and knows what fork to use during each course. The remainder of the time, she is found cursing like a sailor, drinking most men under the table, being able to kill a man 1,000 different ways with craft supplies, and other badassery.

That Susan is so classy and a badass! How is that possible?

Susan by bansheelaughter June 29, 2012

Susan 

Susan is a very generous person who likes seeing other people being happy. They look forward to good things and love family. They dont see their own beauty and often deny it when someone says they are beautiful. Susan can be shy and can sometimes have a hard time being themselves. They love goofing around and having a good time. They also make really amazing friends, trust me, they will become very close to you very quickly. They are considerate of other peoples feelings and are not quick to judge someone. Dont let go of them because they will ALWAYS love you. When they get hurt they dont try to get revenge and always want to see people happy to the point where they loose sight of the fact that they need to see their own happiness. If you are a Susan, you are an amazing person, so thank you for being you. *virtual red heart sent in your direction*

Friend: Ive been having a rough day.
Susan (after having her own really hard day): Tell me all about it, Im right here if you need anything.
Friend: thanks Susan I love you

Susan by Someonewholovesbeinghappey June 11, 2018