Survivors Guilt 

When you feel guilty for outliving a spouse/friend/family member.

Especially if they died doing something you have done a thousand times before, e.g. driving, falling over.

'Dude, i don't know why I died at my ex-wives funeral'
'She slipped in the tub, it must be survivors guilt'

Survivors Guilt by Sandeh May 3, 2010

Women Drivers No Survivors 

Women Drivers No Survivors is a hereditary that continues to spreads around through female life on to generation to generation and so on.

This disease it most likely to cause major car accidents
and causing you to lose money from insurance or even cause of death. Females do not know why they cause these horrible collisions because they are CUNTS or DUMBASS BITCHES.

Five ways to notice they are not driving correctly.

5.They are on their first test-drive.(trust me You will notice this when they are driving slow.)

4.They are paying attention to the person behind them without looking through the head mirror.(You will notice this when they are driving left to right on a wrong lane)

3.They are doing makeup.(They dont pay attention to the traffic light.)

2.They are talking to their phone.(Look above)

And this is the Big mac daddy reason why they can't fucking drive.

1.They are talking to phone while they are using their hands.

Number one does not need an explanation.

Trish puts on makeup.
She got hit by a truck

she died

Go figure

Women Drivers No Survivors

Women Drivers No Survivors by N2Y3724 January 24, 2010

there were no survivors 

When everone dies.

The plane crash in Honolulu killed 357 people, there were no survivors.

there were no survivors by krhg37 July 5, 2009

survivors are fucking magnificent 

a poem read out by a beautiful group of friends to shit on rapists and people who don’t listen to consent! a movement started from peterborough✨

“i heard that person got assaulted, they will grow and get over it because survivors are fucking magnificent!!”

survivors are fucking magnificent by moonlight2468 August 20, 2020

Chokers and survivors 

Peanur butter and jam

Andrea: What do you have on your bread today?
Suzanne: Chokers and survivors

Chokers and survivors by Waffleman007 July 24, 2018

Survivorsans 

A dude who is obsessed with Jesse his favourite Youtuber/Bestie Will do anything to get attention from him and will do anything to spend more time with his best friend I mean his future husband I mean what haha his totally not planning on putting a hit on Jesse's future girlfriend before they get married and then swoop in their for Jesse to cry on his shoulders. {he could never do that his discord Username is Survivorsans#9220

Survivorsans was stalking Jesse through the window
Survivorsans asked Pie if Jesse was online discord
Survivorsans asked Jesse to voice chat with him

Survivorsans by TherealSurvivorsans November 23, 2021

Survivorship bias

A type of bias where a person focuses on those who passed a selection process while ignoring those who did not.May accidentally be done by researches and news outlets while showing statistics,however,survivorship bias can be used to skewer results intentionally.

A common example of survivorship bias is the story of when multiple researchers examined where planes who came back from WW1 were most damaged.The researchers found that the wings and the back of the plane were the most shot spots.They initially decided to reinforce the spots that were shot the most,however a researcher who was still thinking pointed out that the planes that came back only were shot in the wings and the back of the plane,however those who did not return were shot in the spots that the planes that returned werent shot in.Therefore,the scientists ultimately decided to reinforce the places that returning planes werent shot in.

A doctor is talking to his patient about a new experimental vaccine that could potentially treat the patient's infection.This is how the conversation goes:

Patient:Doctor,this experimental vaccine,what is its effectiveness rate?

Doctor:The vaccine was found to be 90 percent effective in curing the disease you have.

-What happened to the remaining 10 percent?

-...I dont know.

The doctor leaves to check the medical records and returns 10 minutes later.

Doctor:The records say that the remaining 10 percent died 1 to 4 days after the vaccine.

Patient:Survivorship bias at its finest...

Survivorship bias by sadbartsimpsonreal October 17, 2025