General Tsao's Surprise 

Chinese food that contains a mystery meat, usually cat.

Dude, don't get the General Tsao's Surprise, those people serve cat in their food.

General Tsao's Surprise by Garett Laugavitz February 23, 2007

Jones's Surprise

An act of pouring a jones soda on one another, usually on a friends shoe, once the jones's surprise is performed with a right shoe, you must proceed with pulling a jones's surprise on another friend around the neck area.

Joe: Hey man, Caleb pulled a Jones's Surprise on my shoe!

Gurty: Well he did it on my neck!

Joe: These are new "Asics!"

Jones's Surprise by Ohaganist November 2, 2010

Elton John’s surprise 

Cumming in your hand and slapping a random stranger in the face

I gave Ben an Elton John’s Surprise yesterday

Elton John’s surprise by JoJo’s Dictionary November 3, 2021

colonel sander's surprise 

a sexual act where a male inserts a drumstick of KFC Fried Chicken into a female's vagina while she is on her period. The male then takes the drumstick out of the woman's vagina and the drumstick appears bloody red from the vaginal discharge, hence "Colonel Sander's Surprise"

Leroy Carter was angry that Shaniqua didn't appreciate the fancy dinner he took her out to, so he stopped by KFC and later that evening, gave her a Colonel Sander's surprise!

colonel sander's surprise by Dr Schmoo April 30, 2009

Elmer's Surprise 

When you take two girls, glue their vaginas together. Let the glue dry so they get stuck. Then set them on fire.

I took two girls home last night and gave them an elmer's surprise.

Elmer's Surprise by Josh in Munster January 26, 2009

The Captain’s Surprise 

Sneaking three fingers in the asshole while wearing a captains hat and blowing an airhorn.
( verb)

The Captain’s Surprise: Sneaking three fingers in the asshole while wearing a captains hat and blowing an airhorn.

“He gave me the Captains surprise on our second date at the marina.”

The Captain’s Surprise by Jamsandwich1 May 31, 2023

Sultan's Surprise 

This scenario is best played out when two people engage in sexual intercourse on the beach and the person being penetrated insists on using a condom. Just before the person using the condom is about to finish he pulls out, rubs his condom wrapped dick in the sand, then slams it back in to finish... Surprise!

You think a Dirty Sanchez is bad? Try giving her the Sultan's Surprise!

Sultan's Surprise by EvanPowell August 26, 2009