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sammered 

When a girl get's so drunk she wants to have a lesbian experience.
My girlfriend got sammered last night and made out with my buddy's girlfriend.
sammered by BMC123 February 19, 2014

Sumnered 

v. to get utterly and completely OWNED, usually as a result of physical violence.
This term comes from the notorious public beating of Senator Charles Sumner by his fellow Preston Brooks due to his disparaging comments about the south.
(Note: Sumnered is always spelled with a capital "S".)
Wow, Jack Bauer totally Sumnered those terrorist for trying to kill David Palmer.

summerection 

Getting an instant erection when summer vacation begins
Adam got an summerection when the school bell rung and summer vacation began
summerection by Graub January 12, 2009

sommered 

to totally kill a joke and end all humor in the situation
kid 1: so... did you see 30 rock last night?
kid 2: OMG THAT WAS SO FUNNY
(kids 1 and 2 start reminiscing)
kid 3: it reminds me of my big throbbing cock...
kid 1: eh... you kinda sommered that...

Sammered 

To be hammered, but more Sam-like. Usually people with the name Sam are more prone to becoming sammered, but it's quickly becoming very popular for anyone, regardless of their name to become sammered.
Dude, I'm so totally sammered.
Sammered by Samantha Tyne June 11, 2008

summerexia 

The eating disorder that comes but once a year.
The reduction of food consumption during the summer months. Most commonly caused by distraction of summertime activities
"Wow, you sure have lost a lot of weight this summer"
"Yeah, I've been so busy trying to chill with everyone before they leave, my summerexia is out in full force."
summerexia by Jbot5000 September 25, 2008