Striking White Oil 

Jerking off and cumming or getting a handjob and cumming

One Girl to Another: Guys just spend way too much time striking white oil

Another: I know, imagine if they took all the time they spent spanking and spent it doing something more productive

Girl: The world might be a better place

Another: Hmmm, or worse, because they'd be more sexually frustrated....

Striking White Oil by sarasplayroom.com August 27, 2009

Striking Oil 

When you are having anal sex and the bottom didn't douche correctly and you end up with shit on your dick.

"Damn, that guy was hot but it couldn't finish after striking oil and smelling shit. "

Striking Oil by Oil Barren November 19, 2019

striking mud 

Coming across more crap than gold when searching for something; An unusually bad streak of luck

Fred: How's the search for tunes on Beatport going?

Alfred: Not good mate, I've been striking mud too much. Too many shit tunes out there and a lot of misleading samples.

striking mud by Notanon December 1, 2013

Striking Texas Tea 

While doing your girlfriend, she unexpectedly starts her period.

John was drilling his girlfriend when suddenly he found himself striking texas tea. However, this did not help out his financial status.

Striking Texas Tea by WickedPoptaht October 22, 2008

Striking when the irony is hot 

The ability to immediately respond with a witty remark. Antonyn: Facebook Wit

Susie (7:12): So... supposedly the world is ending on Saturday.
Dan: (7:32): Hell yeah! (pun totally intended ;)

Dan has a talent for striking when the irony is hot.

Striking when the irony is hot by Bayviewite June 29, 2011

striking out

Constantly striking out with woman.

Bill: Man I cant get laid , I keep striking out at the bar
Bob: maybe next time bro

striking out by A typical guy in this universe November 2, 2013

striking oil 

when you bring on a period through intercourse with a woman.

"he went in so deep he struck oil"

"its that time of the month so im gonna be striking oil tonight"

striking oil by savagebjs April 26, 2009