Steveland Creamer 

1.) The diarrhea one gets from drinking too much coffee.

2.) Flavoring ones coffee with diarrhea.

1.) I shouldn't have drank that 8 shot eye-opener from the coffee shop, I got some bad Steveland Creamer.

2.) Tomorrow my boss is getting his coffee with a nutty hint of Steveland Creamer.

Steveland Creamer by TheMaimMan September 3, 2012

Steveland Cleaver 

When you kill someone in Metal of Honor or Call of Duty with your melee weapon.

I snuck up on a guy in Medal of Honor and Steveland Cleavered his ass.

Steveland Cleaver by Rm 7167 Rowan University 2010 October 17, 2010

steveland cleamer

When one takes a dump on ones own chest.

Eric struck out at the bar so he went home and gave himself a steveland cleamer.

steveland cleamer by FunkmasterWes March 15, 2010

Steveland Cleamer

This is a complicated maneuver. You will need a partner, a six foot deep hole, 69 pounds of dirt and an umpire's mask. First bury you partner neck deep in the hole. Next gently place the umpire's mask on his/her face. Finally, when your partner least expects it you drop your pants and shit all over the mask & their face.

My baseball gear is getting cleaned because last night I gave your girlfriend a Steveland Cleamer.

Steveland Cleamer by Pete Shapiro October 13, 2007

Steveland Cleamer

When a person takes a shit on their lesbian mother's tit's and then proceeds to tity fuck her. Popularized by Steven P. Nichols.

Oz-"Last night Steve gave his mom a Steveland Cleamer"

Fritz-"how did she like it"

Oz-"She didn't"

Steveland Cleamer by TheOzwald October 23, 2009

Steveland, The Bone Sarcomian: The First Juvenile Release. 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted tonperianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Steveland, The Bone Sarcomian: The First Juvenile Release.

Steveland, The Bone Sarcomian: The First Juvenile Release. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian February 2, 2025

Steveland Creamer 

Farting a load into your morning coffee after receptive anal sex

John: Get a load of Steve, he’s already turning a profit on deadlines for next quarter!
James: I could use a cup of whatever coffee he’s having…
John: I heard he takes it with Steveland Creamer in the bathroom before work

Steveland Creamer by lmnopxyz April 23, 2025